So never buy a pie without a cherry on top; it says everything about the way it was made. My cherry is with my sushi, they go well together if you didn't figure that out yet. But really, I'm already looking forward to see my sushi again, with the cherry ofcourse. You guys really have to keep up with my nicknames, don't be so yesterday. Keep up with my pace, please.
Whatever, I like sushi, but my sushi likes it even more. That's why I call her sushi, but mostly because of the way she pronounces it; it's like someone who really, really enjoys sushi. Anyway, so we had a temporary goodbye; ofcourse we'll meet again. Next weekend we planned. Let's see if I can pull this off without pissing off too many people. Well, many people? More like one guy. More like one stuck up guy. And even more accurate would be to say that it's one stuck up french guy. Why is it always the french? First Louis XIV, then Napoleon and after that they didn't even have the guts to stand up against Hitler. They eat blue cheese and drink wine like they've got it all figured out but when shit needs to be delivered what do they do? Yea let's get some blacks from our former colonies to do the work for us, so we can keep drinking wine and eating cheese with ze baguettes. Alright, enough racism. You know I love France, the accent alone, I mean, lovely. I rip on those that I love, so don't go sacre bleuing on me now.
But let's get back to what I was about to say before I lost myself a little bit there. I was going to say that Camille is the only guy who seems to be making decisions as to where we are all being sent to. Do I like this? Hell no! One guy, one french guy, deciding where everyone is gonna go? Where does he get the arrogance to think he knows what's best for everyone? He doesn't even share his plans with the other members of CLP management I heard today. I heard it from another manager, or at least, supposed to be manager. Not her fault tho', I mean if the french don't want to share their cheese where are you gonna get it from?
That's right: Holland! We can make cheese too; I've made cheese before and I'll do it again if I have to. Our cheese is healthier anyway. Really, this newly aquired intelligence puts my whole opinion about Yes We Can in a completely new light. Not as pretty as before I might add. I know that I have a problem with authority, but when 6 people tell me what to do that's still far better than when one guy tells me what to do. Especially when I know that this one guy has personal issues which he allows to come in between his supposedly professional judgement. I really see less and less reason by the minute while I'm rambling on about this, to even take the current authority serious. Ofcourse Kamlesh is in charge officially, but he's really just minding his own stuff and letting Camille call the shots. I have a very clear idea about what I want right now, and I have very good reason to believe that my ideoligies are not shared by the 'management' which in fact - as I've pointed out - only really consists of one stuck up french guy who wants everything to go his way. I suppose he's the perfect man for this job; to dictate other people what to do and call in the big guns when he feels he's losing control over the people.
In a conspiracy, the first line of defense is secrecy. When that is breached, it's only a matter of time until things will quickly fall down. Awareness is the arch enemy of the conspirers. I feel it's a matter of time until I decide I have enough of all this bullshit and continue on my own path, do what I want to do and go where I want to go. I feel a climax coming, the grand finale in which everything will be decided! I feel the time is coming, my friends, for a revolution! I've already marked July the 14th on my calendar as a possible date at which this is going to happen. And it will be celebrated in all of France, the irony!
It would be a good idea to be in Paris at that time and celebrate my freedom there together with all my amis, my sushi and my cherry. I would probably have the highest sense of freedom there, amongst all the french, after breaking free from another french guy. I tell you, these people do not make any sense. Just stick to cheese and wine and let the blacks do the work, that's why we got Obama right?
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