Juicy Livin'

I feel I'm starting to get better again. I'm not there yet, but after the weekend I should be fully operational. The last few days I've been living on a diet of orange juice, prescribed by my caring little lady. Let the juice flow through the veins! More important is not to eat; it's just that juices don't need to be digested so you can give your body the nutrition it needs, without having to activate the digestive system.

I always used to think you have to eat, especially when you're sick, but it's not like this. The higher the fire in our stomach, the higher our immune system. If you surpress it by eating too much, your defenses weaken and you might get ill. So it's important to not surpress it when you're sick! That's why you don't have much of an appetite when you're ill. The body already knows what to do, do you?

Juicy livin'. I love juice. It's light and full, sweet and sour, and it comes every colour. I need to get myself a portable juicer or blender, so I can make juice out of anything! Fruits, veggies, some nuts, don't forget a pube or two. It's that little extra; you're worth it!

For sure that if this was a widely known blog, some stupid American would actually try that. It's funny that when I think of stupid people I always think of men. When I picture something like that happening in my head it will never be a woman! So are women smarter than men, or would I like to believe there are no such stupid women around cause it's unattractive?

I think women are stupid and men clueless. Mix it together, make it a juice. Clueless stupidity? Jim Carrey is good at playing that. I saw Dumb and Dumber the other day; I was cracking up so much I almost drowned in my tears of joy. Most comedies I don't find so funny, but with Jim Carrey I always enjoy. His talent to make himself look ridiculous wins it for me. Thing is, you need to be completely unemberassed for this to be possible. You can't give 100% in making yourself look ridiculous when you feel emberassed, and it's this unemberassing 100% that makes it so epic!

If you can pull those stunts on hot women, then your game is on! Just remember to keep it juicy, like you should keep everything juicy. Juicy Livin' - Full of Juice.